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Sinkie Quickie FAQ
Hungry?
No time to cook?
No time to eat?
Don't like to clean up?
Become a
SINKIE!
Delicious! Nutritious! No Dishes!
SINKIES know the
difference between fast food
and REALLY fast food.
SINKIES prefer refrigeratorlight to candlelight.
Eating and snacking over
the kitchen sink.
Millions of people around the world have been enjoying this
casual dining style for many years.
Their casual dining style
can also include standing in front of their open refrigerators, rummaging around
the leftovers, taking inventory of the contents.
Drinking milk straight
from the carton.
Eating on the run.
Grabbing a jelly doughnut,
while racing out the door in the morning, late for work.
Dashboard dining
in the car.
Having a desk lunch of M&Ms and Diet Pepsi from the
vending machines in the break room.
IN OTHER WORDS, IF IT HAS ANYTHING
TO DO WITH HAVING A QUICK BITE, IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH BEING A SINKIE.
No dress code,
reservations, tipping, annoying table conversation; no "soup or salad" decision
(have both if you like), no trying to catch the waiter's eye, no deciding
whether to use the everyday dishes or the good stuff, no having to endure the
waitress calling you "Hon" or "Dearie."
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SINKIE DAY!
Every year, the day after
Thanksgiving
(November 28, 2008).
Christmas shopping and Thanksgiving leftovers provide the perfect reasons
to enjoy a quick meal. It's the day many people discover the benefits of
becoming a SINKIE and go on to many years of dining with a view overlooking the
water.
Also, it's the day we announce our
annual list of six prominent
SUSPECTED CLOSET
SINKIES.
Frustrated by the lines at the Post Office?
Send the Sinkie Day e-card
from Blue Mountain
Cards.
Without reservation, tipping or
dress code, it can now be declared that
"THE OFFICIAL SINKIES DON'T COOK BOOK"
has
become, in short order, "the cure du jour for boredom in the
kitchen."
To see a plaintext excerpt from the book, click on the title:
The Official Sinkies Don't Cook
Book
For an interactive version of the excerpt (requires JavaScript)
click:
Top 10 Ways to Spot a
Closet Sinkie
To order the book by regular mail, please click on: How to Order
Sinkie Membership Certificates
Become a lifetime member!
Bestow lifetime memberships upon SINKIES you know!
To see a sample certificate click here.
To order our lifetime membership certificates, suitable for framing,
please click on: How to
Order
SERIOUS MESSAGE: Sinkies Fight World Hunger
Because we also care about life beyond our own kitchens, a portion of the
profits from all officially-designated Sinkie products are donated to charitable
organizations devoted to the elimination of hunger in the
world.
Another way you can contribute to fighting world hunger is to visit: 
Last Update: 01 JAN 2008
Web Author: Ward Keesling
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